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joe jackson might be the devil
Prince Jackson and sexy Austin Powers his sister Paris were forced on stage last night at the Staples Center in LA to accept a Grammy for their dad Michael, their first public appearance since his...
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Paris Jackson Lunches With the Lady Who Bore Her
Remember that old silly controversy about how Debbie Rowe, the dermatology office nurse who pushed out Michael Jackson’s kids’ Paris and Prince, wasn’t actually the biological mom of the babies, just...
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Paris Jackson Slits Her Wrists (That Ain’t Good)
Update: Meat cleaver and a suicide note. Jesus, the sins and crap of the father and all that. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to...
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Don’t Worry, Paris, LaToya’s Got You, Sweetie (VIDEO)
Everybody is searching for suicidal clues in Paris Jackson’s last posted video on YouTube. I’ve seen it twice and it only reminds me how utterly annoying teenage girls are. If I watch it a third time,...
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Paris Jackson Thinks Biebs Sucks
Paris Jackson had some harsh words for Justin Bieber about not addressing the issue of girls cutting themselves. Apparently, some of Justin’s whiny teen fans took to Twitter to talk about how they cut...
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This Dude Is Getting Some Jackson
Nailing Jacko’s daughter is a pretty nice score. She in no way resembles Michael Jackson which means you don’t have to drive McCauley Caulkin’s dilated anal face out of your mind while straddling her....
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Jackson Family Values
Tuesday was the sixth anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death and subsequent refusal to acknowledge his sexual preferences by the black community. When Jackson passed away his estate was bankrupt. It...
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Paris Jackson Is Kinda Hot
I’d bet heavy on the fact that Paris Jackson carries no Michael Jackson blood in her body. The magazine world is aghast that she’s changed her hair from brunette to orange to blond in the course of...
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Paris Jackson Inked at 18
Paris Jackson celebrated her eighteenth birthday by fooling around with her twenty-six year old boyfriend and tattooing what she described as message from her father onto her forearm. ‘Queen of my...
View ArticleParis Jackson Dating Outside The Box And Eating It
“I wish I was able to penetrate you properly but my penis is made from plastic” can probably be heard from any room Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson share. The two are headed in the direction of...
View ArticleParis Jackson’s Grandparents Not Pleased With Her Scissor Partner
I’m not surprised that someone who calls Michael Jackson her daddy doesn’t like labels. According to Paris Jackson all lesbian-like activities are only allegations until someone can catch her with Cara...
View ArticleAll The Cool Kids Are Killing Themselves
Even at 20 years of age Paris Jackson isn’t free from her teen angst. She’s still participating in activities such as casual lesbianism inspired by Katy Perry and long suicidal walks along the ledges...
View ArticleParis’ Crazy Behavior Costing Her Relationship With Cara
I get some joy from seeing lesbians go through problems. Because there’s really only two reasons why women date other women. Either because they look like a man themselves or they’re fed up with men...
View ArticleParis Is Black And Black Sheep Of Jackson Family
It’s often hard being the oddest one in a family that has a long track record of being odd, but Paris Jackson rightfully deserves her title as the family’s most queer. Not just because her sexuality...
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