Nailing Jacko’s daughter is a pretty nice score. She in no way resembles Michael Jackson which means you don’t have to drive McCauley Caulkin’s dilated anal face out of your mind while straddling her. This dude Chester Castellaw is listed as a Beverly Hills born and bred kid who plays professional junior league soccer. There shouldn’t be such a thing, but there is, and it’s a good enough placeholder to get you Paris Jackson naked in the evenings. Castellaw is posting tons of pictures of himself pawing Jackson with leading captions such as ‘Amazing weekend!’. I’d rip on the kid for humility but were I him I’d already have a tell-all book out with illustrative inserts and an album of songs dedicated to what it feels like to be inside Michael Jackson’s daughter’s moist parts. Chivalry is overrated. Make your dick famous and you’ll live forever.
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